A Passenger Passed A Note To An Air Hostess About Someone Who Keeps Farting On Their Flight

There’s a lot of things that can get on your nerves during a flight. If you’re anywhere near an infant, it’s instantly a nightmare. They’re either at the age where they constantly kick and scream, or they’re slightly older and extremely excited to be on an aircraft; thus never shutting the fuck up. Alternatively, you’re thrown head first into a lads holiday, in among fake tanned 18-year-olds in vest tops, who chant and cheer at anything. And finally, there is the trouble of flatulence.

You never want to be in the situation where you have no choice but to drop a fart on a flight. You’re effectively subjecting everybody inside a secured vacuum to smell your arse. Then again, some people really don’t give a shit.

One person suffered from exactly that, as someone on his flight must have had a curry in the airport Wetherspoons and kept flatulating. The farts were that bad that he decided to pass a note to an air hostess to try and end the travesty.

The note was posted on posted on Reddit by the flight attendant’s son. Unfortunately, she didn’t make the announcement, but one can only imagine how it would have gone – “Will the person who is consistently dropping wet ones somewhere in the region between rows 10 – 12 please stop. People are worried for your health.” Or something more professional.

There’s something about airplane farts that make them linger. There’s no escaping them.

Would you rather spend a few hours on a flight to Tenerife whilst your nostrils are assaulted, or be on board this plane as it struggles to land?

Source: LADBible